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Reblogged from oxygal

pristinephosphene:

oxygal:

jenn wasner’s voice is that of an angels

This album has affected me in so many ways.

Reblogged from nipplethief

nipplethief:

oh my god

(via swagicbackstory)

Reblogged from futomato

thenotquitedoctor:

lesbians-and-oitnb:

fuckinstoned:

skateeverydamnday:

rizelkahle:

angelicasucks:

YAAAASSSS

GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN

THANK YOU!!!!

Wow

She is the Senator of my state and that makes me really happy.

Spirit animal for all college students

(Source: futomato, via laughterinhereyes)

Reblogged from travalicious

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

(Source: travalicious, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

Reblogged from anotherpunk

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via swagicbackstory)

Reblogged from pixie1013

pixie1013:

Here, tumblr. Have some Dwarven singing on me. :)Meanwhile Gandalf puffs the pipeweed as Bilbo is in dire distress.

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Reblogged from breevandetramp
majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

(Source: breevandetramp, via academy)

Reblogged from parkingstrange

ambreechristineskye:

parkingstrange:

parkingstrange:

I found this really cool headband in Nicoles drawer

image

Benji that is my bra

can we talk about how these people are perfect and you should go follow them right now?

(Source: parkingstrange, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

Reblogged from percymyjackson
percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

(via madphangirlinabox)

Reblogged from 8bit-ace
8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

(via madphangirlinabox)